Mixer at Delta Chi letra

It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at Delta Chi
we take some oxycontin
Dave Matthew gettin' high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Stephen Lynch - Letras

• 3 Balloons
• A Month Dead
• Albino
• America
• Baby
• Ballad Of Scarface
• Beelz
• Best Friends Song
• Bitch
• Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
• Classic Rock Song
• Country Love Song
• Craig
• Crazy Peanuts
• D&D
• Dear Diary 1
• Dear Diary 2
• Dear Diary 3
• Dear Diary 4
• Down To The Old Pub Instead
• Dr. Stephen
• Drink You Pretty
• Fishin' Hole
• For Me
• For The Ladies
• Gay
• Gerbil Song
• Grandfather Die
• Hair
• Half a Man
• Hallelujah
• Halloween
• Hermaphrodite
• Hey Love
• History Lesson
• I Wanna F Your Sister
• If I Were Gay
• In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
• Jim Henson's Dead
• Kill A Kitten
• Let Me Inside
• Lion
• Little Tiny Mustache
• Lorelei
• Love Song
• Lullaby (Divorce Song)
• Mixer at Delta Chi
• Mother's Day
• No Meat
• Not Home
• Oh BinLadin
• Pierre
• Priest
• R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
• She Gotta Smile
• So This Is Outer Space?
• Special
• Special Fred
• Special Olympics
• Superhero
• Talk To Me
• Tall Glass O' Water
• Tattoo
• Taxi Driver
• Tennessee
• The Gathering
• The Night I Laid You Down
• Then She Farted
• Too Jesusy
• Vanilla Ice Cream
• Voices In My Head
• Waiting
• Walken I
• Walken II
• What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
• Whiskey Dick
• Whittlin' Man
• You (Prettier Than)
• You Caught Me Spankin It
• You'll Do