Dr. Stephen letra

I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always KNEW I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind:

I love putting women's minds at rest
I love pushing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in

I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon knot
Think that I'll stick to your...front

Stephen Lynch - Letras

• 3 Balloons
• A Month Dead
• Albino
• America
• Baby
• Ballad Of Scarface
• Beelz
• Best Friends Song
• Bitch
• Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
• Classic Rock Song
• Country Love Song
• Craig
• Crazy Peanuts
• D&D
• Dear Diary 1
• Dear Diary 2
• Dear Diary 3
• Dear Diary 4
• Down To The Old Pub Instead
• Dr. Stephen
• Drink You Pretty
• Fishin' Hole
• For Me
• For The Ladies
• Gay
• Gerbil Song
• Grandfather Die
• Hair
• Half a Man
• Hallelujah
• Halloween
• Hermaphrodite
• Hey Love
• History Lesson
• I Wanna F Your Sister
• If I Were Gay
• In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
• Jim Henson's Dead
• Kill A Kitten
• Let Me Inside
• Lion
• Little Tiny Mustache
• Lorelei
• Love Song
• Lullaby (Divorce Song)
• Mixer at Delta Chi
• Mother's Day
• No Meat
• Not Home
• Oh BinLadin
• Pierre
• Priest
• R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
• She Gotta Smile
• So This Is Outer Space?
• Special
• Special Fred
• Special Olympics
• Superhero
• Talk To Me
• Tall Glass O' Water
• Tattoo
• Taxi Driver
• Tennessee
• The Gathering
• The Night I Laid You Down
• Then She Farted
• Too Jesusy
• Vanilla Ice Cream
• Voices In My Head
• Waiting
• Walken I
• Walken II
• What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
• Whiskey Dick
• Whittlin' Man
• You (Prettier Than)
• You Caught Me Spankin It
• You'll Do