Whiskey Dick letra

Oh my God, I feel sick
Drank too much, whiskey dick
Tried so hard with this chick
Still too soft, whiskey dick

Rise it must, point to prove
Wait, I just felt it move
Tried a-gain, have no doubt
Now it's in, fell back out

Pleasure she is not receiving
Bored and angry, now she's leaving
It just lies there, looking guilty
Small and shrivelled, white and wilty

Did your best, gave up quick
Get some rest, whiskey dick

Stephen Lynch - Letras

• 3 Balloons
• A Month Dead
• Albino
• America
• Baby
• Ballad Of Scarface
• Beelz
• Best Friends Song
• Bitch
• Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
• Classic Rock Song
• Country Love Song
• Craig
• Crazy Peanuts
• D&D
• Dear Diary 1
• Dear Diary 2
• Dear Diary 3
• Dear Diary 4
• Down To The Old Pub Instead
• Dr. Stephen
• Drink You Pretty
• Fishin' Hole
• For Me
• For The Ladies
• Gay
• Gerbil Song
• Grandfather Die
• Hair
• Half a Man
• Hallelujah
• Halloween
• Hermaphrodite
• Hey Love
• History Lesson
• I Wanna F Your Sister
• If I Were Gay
• In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
• Jim Henson's Dead
• Kill A Kitten
• Let Me Inside
• Lion
• Little Tiny Mustache
• Lorelei
• Love Song
• Lullaby (Divorce Song)
• Mixer at Delta Chi
• Mother's Day
• No Meat
• Not Home
• Oh BinLadin
• Pierre
• Priest
• R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
• She Gotta Smile
• So This Is Outer Space?
• Special
• Special Fred
• Special Olympics
• Superhero
• Talk To Me
• Tall Glass O' Water
• Tattoo
• Taxi Driver
• Tennessee
• The Gathering
• The Night I Laid You Down
• Then She Farted
• Too Jesusy
• Vanilla Ice Cream
• Voices In My Head
• Waiting
• Walken I
• Walken II
• What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
• Whiskey Dick
• Whittlin' Man
• You (Prettier Than)
• You Caught Me Spankin It
• You'll Do