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Half a Man letra
All my days
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don't stare
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can't find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear "ball one"
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that's there must feel so sad
He's a lonely man
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I'm half a man
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Stephen Lynch - Letras
- 3 Balloons
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- America
- Baby
- Ballad Of Scarface
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig
- Crazy Peanuts
- D&D
- Dear Diary 1
- Dear Diary 2
- Dear Diary 3
- Dear Diary 4
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Dr. Stephen
- Drink You Pretty
- Fishin' Hole
- For Me
- For The Ladies
- Gay
- Gerbil Song
- Grandfather Die
- Hair
- Half a Man
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphrodite
- Hey Love
- History Lesson
- I Wanna F Your Sister
- If I Were Gay
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- Jim Henson's Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Let Me Inside
- Lion
- Little Tiny Mustache
- Lorelei
- Love Song
- Lullaby (Divorce Song)
- Mixer at Delta Chi
- Mother's Day
- No Meat
- Not Home
- Oh BinLadin
- Pierre
- Priest
- R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
- She Gotta Smile
- So This Is Outer Space?
- Special
- Special Fred
- Special Olympics
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tall Glass O' Water
- Tattoo
- Taxi Driver
- Tennessee
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Too Jesusy
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- Waiting
- Walken I
- Walken II
- What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
- Whiskey Dick
- Whittlin' Man
- You (Prettier Than)
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- You'll Do
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