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History Lesson letra
Stephen:
I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush.
Friends:
Why?
Stephen:
Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century.
Friends:
Wait! So how do you know this?
Stephen:
Cause I used to be a teacher.
Friends:
(Laugh)You used to be a teacher?
Stephen:
Yes
Friend:
Professor?
Stephen:
No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids.
Friend:
Of course you did.
Stephen:
Okay, okay let me find a lesson for you... Ben Franklin
"Ben Franklin went out one night,
Tied a key to the end of a kite,
Electricity struck so bright,
Write it down muthafuckas"
Friends:
You called the kids motherfuckers?
Stephen:
Some of them were motherfuckers yes.
Friends:
Science
Stephen:
Um...
"Issac Newton sat under a tree,
An apple hit him in the head so he,
Said holy shit that's gravity,
So write it down muthafuckas"
I have a million of theses.
Friends:
Pilgrims
Stephen:
Okay... hey...
"Pilgrims raced against the clock,
Lookin for a place to dock,
They said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock,
Write it down muthafuckas."
Friends:
I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy.
Stephen:
I'm not implying anything.
Friend:
Wright Brothers
Stephen:
Uh...
"A dude named Orville Wright,
Told his brother lets invinflight,
So Wilbur said "ight",
Write it down muthafuckas"
Yes, he said "ight"
Friend:
Wilbur said "ight"?
Stephen:
In my story he did.
Friend:
Wilbur was street in your story?
Stephen:
Yes
Friend:
Word
Stephen:
See, you can't stump me
Friend:
Slavery?
Stephen:
Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...
"Abe Lincoln lead the nation,
Freed slaves form the plantations,
Inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation,
Write it down anaem-ops."
Friend:
Gandhi!
Stephen:
Uh... I did not have one for him. Uh... hold on, hold on. Gandhi... Uh... alright.
(Slowly) "Gandhi is what you said,
An Indian with a bald head,
He was a bit under fed,
Write is down muthafuckas!"
Fried from that job!
Friend:
Your a genius.
Stephen Lynch - Letras
- 3 Balloons
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- America
- Baby
- Ballad Of Scarface
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig
- Crazy Peanuts
- D&D
- Dear Diary 1
- Dear Diary 2
- Dear Diary 3
- Dear Diary 4
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Dr. Stephen
- Drink You Pretty
- Fishin' Hole
- For Me
- For The Ladies
- Gay
- Gerbil Song
- Grandfather Die
- Hair
- Half a Man
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphrodite
- Hey Love
- History Lesson
- I Wanna F Your Sister
- If I Were Gay
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- Jim Henson's Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Let Me Inside
- Lion
- Little Tiny Mustache
- Lorelei
- Love Song
- Lullaby (Divorce Song)
- Mixer at Delta Chi
- Mother's Day
- No Meat
- Not Home
- Oh BinLadin
- Pierre
- Priest
- R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
- She Gotta Smile
- So This Is Outer Space?
- Special
- Special Fred
- Special Olympics
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tall Glass O' Water
- Tattoo
- Taxi Driver
- Tennessee
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Too Jesusy
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- Waiting
- Walken I
- Walken II
- What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
- Whiskey Dick
- Whittlin' Man
- You (Prettier Than)
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- You'll Do
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